MIKE, 44 - 11 апреля 2008 05:22

> Proposal
>
>
> Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
> but she belonged to someone else...
>
> One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
> her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
> screw you. But the girl said NO.
>
> Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
> the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
> time you pick it up. '
>
> She thought for a moment and said that she would have
> to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
> boyfriend and told him the story.
>
> Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
> money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
> pants down.'
>
> So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
> goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
> girlfriend to call.
>
> Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
> asks what happened. She responded, 'The bastard used
> coins!'
>
> Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
> in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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